This is sort of what my new hat looks like;
Doesn't it fill you with a deep, spiritually transformational inner peace?
Aaaaahhh... hat.
On the downside (because there is always a downside, if there weren't a downside the entire universe would implode due to the sudden lack of balance in the Force and we would all die... and that would be bad... mostly bad, anyway), this hat was made in China. Yes, like everything else. On its tag it screams out in bold letters 'DESIGNED IN NEW YORK!!!', while printed just below that in criminally small font it admits to being 'made in china'. Bombast and apology, all on one little price tag.
Beyond the obvious material, cultural and economic drawbacks of my 'DESIGNEDINNEWYORK!!!butmadeinchina' hat, I'm happy with it.
Aren't you?
You see, this hat is just the beginning of a new era of hatti-ness that will no doubt mark my entry into society. And by 'society', I mean 'hat snobs'. Cheap, hypocritical, self-satisfied, happy hat snobs.
Aaaaahhh... hat.
On the downside (because there is always a downside, if there weren't a downside the entire universe would implode due to the sudden lack of balance in the Force and we would all die... and that would be bad... mostly bad, anyway), this hat was made in China. Yes, like everything else. On its tag it screams out in bold letters 'DESIGNED IN NEW YORK!!!', while printed just below that in criminally small font it admits to being 'made in china'. Bombast and apology, all on one little price tag.
Beyond the obvious material, cultural and economic drawbacks of my 'DESIGNEDINNEWYORK!!!butmadeinchina' hat, I'm happy with it.
Aren't you?
You see, this hat is just the beginning of a new era of hatti-ness that will no doubt mark my entry into society. And by 'society', I mean 'hat snobs'. Cheap, hypocritical, self-satisfied, happy hat snobs.
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