Do you feel that? That tickle in the back of your throat? A slight fever? A sudden inkling to strip down to your birthday suit and go jogging? That's me!
...Actually, that last one is just you. Don't do it. Jogging is bad for you.
But the rest is an indicator that you have arrived here at my blog and are ready to assist me in crafting my blogitude.
All the best blogs have a 'tude. They say bad words a lot; they have pictures and sometimes videos; they promote violence against small furry animals and cartoon children; they're full of sexy sexiness, but not bumpengrinden or muff shots; they never, ever say the word 'penis'; sometimes they feature human-robot relationships; sometimes they give questionable advice to dumb Americans; sometimes they feature full-color pictures of dumb Americans in their natural habitat; sometimes they make fun of foreigners, who also happen to be dumb (small world!); and sometimes they just exude an ineffable awesomeness right down to their pixels and if they were a puppy instead of a blog, you would adopt them and name them after your favorite departed family member (who, lets face it, was probably also a puppy).
My new blog (this blog) doesn't yet have that special something. Maybe it needs a focus. Politics? Religion? Public nudity?
Chime in! Here are some pictures of shit while you're thinking up a witty response:
Does that help at all? The lighthouse scene is particularly conducive to meditative contemplation. Fuck that koala, though, right?!? What's his fucking problem?
Oooh! Here's an idea. Advice column! 'Cause nobody has ever done that before!
Want some advice? Try working on your critical thinking skills. And that shirt really brings out your stupid. Maybe you should wear some pants with it after all.
My lovely roommate, who is also a notorious bloggerette (bloggerina?), suggested a People of Public Transportation blog. Also an excellent idea, though it would require stealthy camera work, which would require a camera. Alas...
I look forward to your no doubt sparkling input, and to a grand viewing of 'Winnebago Man' which will commence shortly.
Tally-ho, Bloggeroos!
...Actually, that last one is just you. Don't do it. Jogging is bad for you.
But the rest is an indicator that you have arrived here at my blog and are ready to assist me in crafting my blogitude.
All the best blogs have a 'tude. They say bad words a lot; they have pictures and sometimes videos; they promote violence against small furry animals and cartoon children; they're full of sexy sexiness, but not bumpengrinden or muff shots; they never, ever say the word 'penis'; sometimes they feature human-robot relationships; sometimes they give questionable advice to dumb Americans; sometimes they feature full-color pictures of dumb Americans in their natural habitat; sometimes they make fun of foreigners, who also happen to be dumb (small world!); and sometimes they just exude an ineffable awesomeness right down to their pixels and if they were a puppy instead of a blog, you would adopt them and name them after your favorite departed family member (who, lets face it, was probably also a puppy).
My new blog (this blog) doesn't yet have that special something. Maybe it needs a focus. Politics? Religion? Public nudity?
Chime in! Here are some pictures of shit while you're thinking up a witty response:
Oooh! Here's an idea. Advice column! 'Cause nobody has ever done that before!
Want some advice? Try working on your critical thinking skills. And that shirt really brings out your stupid. Maybe you should wear some pants with it after all.
My lovely roommate, who is also a notorious bloggerette (bloggerina?), suggested a People of Public Transportation blog. Also an excellent idea, though it would require stealthy camera work, which would require a camera. Alas...
I look forward to your no doubt sparkling input, and to a grand viewing of 'Winnebago Man' which will commence shortly.
Tally-ho, Bloggeroos!
Public nudity is hard in this them thar cold region of the world, although if you could somehow combine it with politics AND religion I would salute you. Based on the content so far, I'd say that this bloggie's theme is "hilarious and awesome exposition (conversational variation)." I mean, "time killers for the smugly superior"!? Best alternative title for "blogroll" in the ENTIRE WORLD. Plus, "flock." I'mma join up posthaste. While being smugly superior AND wearing pants. SWEATPANTS.
ReplyDeleteExcellent plan, pants are. I like this "things I thought today" theme idea. Hmmmm...
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